* * * Mature Intelligent Lovely Female * * * * - Bishan

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Item details

Urban area: Bishan, Central Region
Offer type: For Free

Contacts

Contact name Simple Lucas

Item description

LUCAS Is:

Not tall enough to be a full-time model.
Not visually attractive enough to be displayed in the museum.
Not hot enough to make women melt.
Not 12" long enough to be a pornstar.
Not hairy enough to act in 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin'.
Not rich enough to buy over microsoft.

But ...

Confident enough to be a man.
Humorous enough to make a 3 year-old laugh at him.
Adventurous enough to try chastity belt.
Observant enough to be a nude artist.
Intelligent enough to discover how apple fell from the tree.
Traditional enough to believe that sex is after marriage.

I certainly believe that one day a lady will approach me. All I ask for is a lady who is keen in a younger man. Will that be you?

Regards,
Simple Lucas